JokesClean English jokes to share
70 new, clean jokes in simple English, in seven sets. Each one can be copied or sent to WhatsApp with one tap, and saved for later.
- School jokesTeacher: "Aman, why are your exam answers written so small?" Aman: "Small mistakes get smaller red marks, ma'am."
- Office jokesMy boss said, "Think outside the box." So I took my lunch box to the park.
- Phone and internet jokesMy phone battery and my Monday energy show the same number: 9 percent.
- Food jokesMy diet started on Monday. Nobody informed the samosas.
- Animal jokes for kidsWhy did the tortoise order food online? He wanted something to reach home before he did.
- Family jokesMother: "I am not angry." The steel vessels in the kitchen: "We have a different opinion."
- Everyday life jokesThe auto driver's meter is out of order every day. His arithmetic never is.
Written for Indian groups
These jokes are about the life we actually live: OTPs that arrive late, mothers who serve "a little more", auto meters that never work and offices where the AC is always too cold. They are short, they need no explanation, and none of them laughs at any person or community.