Phone and internet jokes

My phone battery and my Monday energy show the same number: 9 percent.

The OTP arrives in two seconds when I do not need it.
When the page is about to expire, it stops for tea on the way.

I have 1,243 photos of sunsets.
When a form asks for my passport photo, I cannot find even one.

Family group, 6 am: fourteen "Good morning" flowers.
My phone: "Storage full."

"Typing..." for three minutes.
Message received: "Ok".

I asked my phone to set an alarm for 6 am. It did its job.
I asked myself to wake up at 6 am. No comment.

The password needs a capital letter, a number, a symbol and, it seems, all my patience.

My uncle ends every message with "forwarded as received".
We mute as received.

Our Wi-Fi is like a guest.
Full strength in the drawing room, missing when there is work to do.

I cleaned my phone's storage and deleted one blurry photo.
Phone: "Storage almost full."