Animal jokes for kids

Ten silly, clean animal jokes for children. They are short enough to remember and tell again at school the next day.

Why did the tortoise order food online?
He wanted something to reach home before he did.
What do crows hold on the terrace every morning?
A caw-nference.
Why did the snail buy a scooter?
It was tired of hearing "Hurry up!"
Why was the parrot made class monitor?
It could repeat every rule perfectly.
Why does the rooster never buy an alarm clock?
He is the alarm, and he has no snooze button.
Why did the peacock check the weather app?
To plan its dance practice.
What did the buffalo say to the pond in May?
"You are my only air conditioner."
Why did the mosquito get a job at the radio station?
It was already good at buzzing in people's ears.
Why did the camel carry no water bottle on the school trip?
It said, "I filled up last week."
Why did the cat sit on the laptop?
To keep an eye on the mouse.

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