JokesClean jokes for your group, in English and Hindi
140 new jokes about school, home, phones, food and office life. No insults and nothing awkward, so you can post them in any group. साफ़-सुथरे, नए चुटकुले।
Jokes of the day · आज का चुटकुला
English jokes
- School jokesTeacher: "Aman, why are your exam answers written so small?" Aman: "Small mistakes get smaller red marks, ma'am."
- Office jokesMy boss said, "Think outside the box." So I took my lunch box to the park.
- Phone and internet jokesMy phone battery and my Monday energy show the same number: 9 percent.
- Food jokesMy diet started on Monday. Nobody informed the samosas.
- Animal jokes for kidsWhy did the tortoise order food online? He wanted something to reach home before he did.
- Family jokesMother: "I am not angry." The steel vessels in the kitchen: "We have a different opinion."
- Everyday life jokesThe auto driver's meter is out of order every day. His arithmetic never is.
हिंदी चुटकुले
- स्कूल के चुटकुलेटीचर: "गोलू, कल स्कूल क्यों नहीं आए?" गोलू: "मैडम, आप ही ने तो कहा था कि बिना होमवर्क के मुँह मत दिखाना।"
- घर-परिवार के चुटकुलेमम्मी: "मैं ग़ुस्सा नहीं हूँ।" रसोई के बर्तन: "हुज़ूर, हम गवाह हैं।"
- मोबाइल और इंटरनेटफ़ैमिली ग्रुप में सुबह छह बजे "सुप्रभात" के चौदह फूल आए। फ़ोन बोला: "स्टोरेज फ़ुल।"
- खाने-पीने के चुटकुलेडाइटिंग सोमवार से शुरू हुई थी। समोसों को किसी ने बताया ही नहीं।
- दफ़्तर के चुटकुलेबॉस: "कुछ नया सोचो।" मैंने सोचा: आज लंच कैंटीन में नहीं, बाहर करेंगे।
- रोज़मर्रा के चुटकुलेऑटो वाले भैया का मीटर रोज़ ख़राब रहता है। बस उनका हिसाब कभी ख़राब नहीं होता।
- बच्चों के चुटकुलेचिंटू: "मम्मी, मैं बड़ा होकर पायलट बनूँगा।" मम्मी: "पहले अपनी साइकिल तो सीधी खड़ी करना सीख लो।"
Why "clean" matters in a group
A group chat has people of every age and background in it. A joke that makes one of them uncomfortable is not worth the laugh. That is why every joke here is about a situation, never about a kind of person. Read our short guide: how to keep group jokes kind.
Questions people ask
Are these jokes safe for a family group?
Yes. Every joke is clean: no adult content, no insults, and nothing that mocks any religion, caste, region, gender or body. They are written for groups that include children and grandparents.
Are the jokes copied from somewhere?
No. Every joke on this site was written for it. They are new observations about daily life, so most people in your group will be reading them for the first time.
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क्या हिंदी चुटकुले भी हैं?
हाँ, 70 हिंदी चुटकुले सात विषयों में हैं: स्कूल, घर-परिवार, मोबाइल, खाना-पीना, दफ़्तर, रोज़मर्रा और बच्चों के चुटकुले।