Food jokes for hungry people

My diet started on Monday.
Nobody informed the samosas.

Instant noodles are ready in two minutes.
These are the same two minutes as "I am leaving in two minutes".

My mother's "take a little more" and "a little" are two different measurements.

The last piece of barfi in the box belongs to nobody and is watched by everybody.

Dipping a biscuit in tea is a sport.
One second too long, and you are fishing with a spoon.

At weddings I am not hungry.
I am only checking whether the paneer is as good as at the last wedding.

The golgappa seller is the only person who serves six customers at once and never loses count.

"Just one more roti" is the sweetest lie told at any dining table.

The pressure cooker whistles three times.
Mother hears three. Father hears none.
I hear "lunch is ready".

In mango season, one question echoes through the house:
"Who counted the mangoes in the fridge?"