Everyday life jokes: travel, weather and neighbours

The auto driver's meter is out of order every day.
His arithmetic never is.

"I am just five minutes away" is not a time. It is a feeling.

On the day you dry clothes on the terrace, the rain remembers your address.

During a power cut, the whole colony meets on the balconies.
That is the real society meeting.

Map app: "You have arrived at your destination."
Me, standing in the middle of a field: "Which destination?"

The upper berth of a train:
climbing up is exercise, climbing down is courage.

I chose a gym close to my house so that I would have no excuse.
Now I take the long road home.

Taking a bath in winter is brave.
Taking one every day deserves a medal.

The bus said "Limited stops".
The stops turned out to be unlimited.

In a lift, everybody stands silent and watches the floor numbers,
as if it were a cricket score.