School jokes: clean and funny

Teacher: "Aman, why are your exam answers written so small?"
Aman: "Small mistakes get smaller red marks, ma'am."

Our maths teacher said, "Show your working."
So I drew a picture of myself sweating.

Teacher: "Your handwriting is like a doctor's."
Student: "Thank you, sir. Now only the marks are left."

I told my mother I got 100 in the exams.
Then she asked for the subject-wise list.
It was 30, 25, 25 and 20.

The school bell is the only speaker whose shortest speech gets the loudest cheer.

Online class taught me one thing.
The mute button works on students, but never on the neighbour's pressure cooker.

Teacher: "If you have ten laddoos and I take away four, what do you have?"
Student: "A complaint for my mother."

My geometry box has a compass, a divider and a protractor.
I have used them exactly once.
To open a packet of chips.

Report card day is the only day I walk home slowly and still reach too early.

Teacher: "Why is your bag so light today?"
Student: "The homework is at home, sir. It needed rest."